A Snake With Wings Is A Dragon

  1. (Source: rosamundpikedaily, via jokerisms)

  2. constantine:

Need an exorcism conducted? Call a Master Petty Dabbler of the Dark Arts.  404-248-7182

    constantine:

    Need an exorcism conducted? Call a Master Petty Dabbler of the Dark Arts.

    404-248-7182

    • Harry:Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
    • Some lil twit in the DA:but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
    • Harry:I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.
  3. Cheesy pick-up lines by type

    kpopmbti:


    ISTJ: Stand still so I can pick you up.
    ISFJ: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.
    ESTJ: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
    ESFJ: (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
    ISTP: Hello. Are you…

    (Source: the16types.info)

  4. forwardtozion:

    knatalie:

    #she terrifies men because she forces them into their true shapes #she is the sea there is no room for pretense in her #she will not allow anyone to render her less than what she is #she will not allow others to be anything than what they are #barbossa is a corpse and davy jones is nothing more than shell and bone and ruin dredged up from the ocean floor #’calypso’ is greek for ‘to conceal to hide’ and that is her root#she is the truth waiting to devour you from beneath

    I’ve been waiting to see Calypso on my dash.

    (via fyreeprince)

  5. Cophine ± height difference

    (Source: cosimacormier)

  6. How to Know if They Like You by Myers Briggs

    tabby-flenderson:

    ENTP~ Prove themselves with arrogance and arguing
    ENTJ~ Hyper critical
    ENFP~ Can’t stop smiling more than usual
    ENFJ~ They will act like perfection itself before you
    ESTP~ Awkward
    ESTJ~ Ultra listener and attentive
    ESFP~ Make complete fools of themselves, in a cute…

  7. burstintocolour:

    xjuviaxgreyx1:

    strangeandnorrell:

    How this scene should have gone

    If you don’t get it, say it out loud

    HA

    That took me 5 minutes…

    (via fyreeprince)

  8. Rules such as ‘Write what you know,’ and ‘Show, don’t tell,’ while doubtlessly grounded in good sense, can be ignored with impunity by any novelist nimble enough to get away with it. There is, in fact, only one rule in writing fiction: Whatever works, works.
    Tom Robbins (via maxkirin)

    (via alaina-the-bard)

  9. scjacka:

    Speaking of amazing fictional ladies

    (Source: apricotedits, via thegirlwiththegoldenscarf)

  10. tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

    tatsmato-anon:

    dratraichuturnright:

    thatsqualitystuff:

    jonisspiffy:

    THE SLASH BRINGING

    SASH WRINGING

    TRASH SINGING

    MASH FLINGING

    FLASH STRINGING RINGING

    CRASH DINGING

    THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

    i’m re-blogging this…

    at night.

    image

    (Source: josiephone, via symphonic-divide)

  11. wadehiddlesarmitagepunk:

    When shit got real with Ten, it got really, really real.

    (Source: saxonss, via kilisspookypillow)

  12. bulbul-e-bismil:

    OH VAMPIRE LAKE

    TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

    (Source: gottsmote, via spooky-solluxiisms)

  13. This blog supports sex workers and is a safe space for current and former trans/non-binary sex workers

    (Source: nonbinary-support, via fearthefedora)

  14. soonitwill:

    Welcome to fall aka flannels and beanies aka the most CONFUSING FUCKING SEASON FOR LESBIANS

    (via foxesandjedis)


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